masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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theanti90smovement:

just found out my dad is a heterophobe :(

fuckyeah1990s:

Ben Savage Wants You To Eat Breakfast 

WERE NOT FUCKING AROUND, EAT BREAKFAST. I REPOST THIS VIDEO EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MORNING AT LEAST 3 TIMES AS A PUBLIC SERVICE. DO YASELF A FAVOR, EAT SOME MOTHERFCKNG BREAKFAST U STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

moonemojii:

YASS BETCH YASS!!!

ur thighs can never be “too thick”

take it from me, yes they can :(

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist
princeinheels:




taintanthony:


a moment of silence for all of the straight girls
seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not